Creeped Out

Dear Reader who is using "HideMyAss.com",

Yes, I have a website tracker to see how many people visit my blog, and where they are from.  I enjoy seeing that people all over the U.S., Canada, and even Australia have read my blog. However, I am not in the habit of looking at people's locations & IP addresses to figure out who exactly they are.  So, it creeps me out a little bit that you are reading my personal blog, while blocking your location & IP address.  My only conclusion is that you are either (a) a stalker (in which case, I hope you know I keep a loaded gun on me at all times, and I definitely know how to use it), or (b) someone who looks at child porn, so you have to block your IP address all the time, and you just happened to stumble across my blog in your perverted search.  Either way, you're creepy & gross.